O’Rourke Launches Presidential Campaign

Liberal heartthrob “Beto” Robert Francis O’Rourke officially launched his presidential campaign in a web video on Thursday. The Irishman waited until just before St. Patrick’s Day, even though he passes himself off as Latino—but he couldn’t put off the launch until Cinco De Mayo. In his first official campaign stop, O’Rourke, 46, bemoaned the impending end of the planet due to global warming and praised the $93 trillion Green New Deal and repeating his desire to completely open the U.S.-Mexico border by getting rid of all walls and barriers.

MEANWHILE, O’Rourke’s spanish language website removed the word “America” from the slogan “Beto for America.” After the campaign launched, the slogan became “Beto for Everyone.” Beto for Open Borders?