Maui Reconciliation

After news broke that he’s a philandering whore, Jeff Bezos (who can suck it) was encouraged to go to a Maui with his wife for 30 days to try reconciliation. There’s a marriage counseling retreat there that runs $12,500 a week with a Four Seasons nearby.

Bezos’ head of security encouraged his boss to make the trip to keep the company and Bezos out of the media spotlight.