Dead Man Wins Race

Nevada voters elected a dead pimp to the State of Assembly on Tuesday. Dennis Hof, who passed away three weeks ago at one of his famous whorehouses, was still on the ballot as a Republican candidate and beat out Democratic opponent Lesia Romanov. According to TMZ, because a dead man won—in a landslide—the seat is considered vacant and will be filled by the county commissioners, who will then select a Republican to serve the 2-year term.