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Friday's Headlines
Hit List
- Warm up your office!
- Storm Death Toll
- Snowizona
- Nik Wallenda New Feat
- Home sales down
- Delicious Tortoise Meat
- Crappy Boats Sink
- Busiest Travel Season?
- Bobby Joe Long Executed
- Assange Indicted
- “Clotilda” Found
Deaths
Breakups
The Swamp
- Pentagon Earns Waste Award
- Pelosi’s Reverse Psychology
- NoKo Commies Diss Biden
- Flying Southwest
- Espionage Charges For Data Dumper
- Can Kicking On Border Cash
- Buttigieg vs. Biden
#MeToo
Lottery
Tube Talk
Showbiz News
- Yep, Charlie Brought a Hooker to Thanksgiving
- Nikki Bella Clears the Air
- Lost Luggage? Take Undie Pics
- Intervention for Mama June
- Geoffrey Rush Awarded Defamation Payout
- Fuller House Cast Back to Filming
- Emma Watson & Cole Cooke
- Cardi B’s Blessing in Disguise
- Ayesha Curry Claps Back at Body-Shaming Troll
- Amber Heard Fights for SHIELD Act
- “Posh” Tribute
Celebrity Cell Block
The Daily Kardashopus
We'll Never Be Royals
Day of the Year
On This Date
- 1994: WTC Bombing Convictions
- 1883: Brooklyn Bridge Opens
- 1835: First MLB Game
- 1775: Second Continental Congress elects John Hancock
- 1689: Act of Toleration