Kourtney Klaps Back

Don’t tell Kourtney Kardashian she’s not a hardworking single mom. The reality star posted a pic in a swimsuit with the caption “Sometimes you need a day away.” The troll responded that she “never works” — but Kourt was having none of it. She responded saying her attorney was on the other line with 6 deals to discuss, she’s filming “Keeping Up,” and is busy taking care of her kids. 

Troll: Vanquished.

Put Kanye on Meds

SNL star Pete Davidson says Kanye West should go on medication for mental illness following Ye’s pro-Trump remarks on the show last week. During “Weekend Update,” Davidson quipped, “There’s no shame in the medicine game. I’m on ’em. It’s great'” — but was he making light of mental illness, which should be a serious issue? 

Davidson also said no one stopped West from wearing his red Make America Great Again hat all week, despite his assertions that showrunners didn’t want Kanye to wear it on stage. 

Khloe’s Kryptic Kaptions

Khloe Kardashian is at is again. The reality star has shared yet another emotional post on her Instagram, with no clear explanation. Kardashian’s latest post is just as cryptic as the others, but this time she shared it with a photo of herself. The caption said “All of that, and you’re still standing. I am proud of you! You’re doing a great job! Keep going.” It is unclear if she is saying this to herself or someone else, but it is probably safe to assume it has something to do with all the cheating rumors that have surfaced about her baby daddy, Tristan Thompson.
MEANWHILE—People has reported that Khloe has postponed her and daughter True’s move to Cleveland. She isn’t ready to move back there with Tristan until she gets a better handle on how to deal with his cheating.

Does Ye Want a Tesla?

Kanye West is now defending Elon Musk. He made a bizarre impromptu appearance at the College for Creative Studies in Detroit, when he hopped up on a table in a common area and started shouting “Leave the man the f*** alone!” Musk is in trouble with the Securities and Exchange Commission for a tweet he made about taking Tesla private, for which he’s already settled. No word on why Ye feels such allegiance to the eccentric billionaire.

Getting Serious

Kourtney Kardashian and Luka Sabbat are “becoming more exclusive” a source has told E!. The 39-year-old reality star and the 20-year-old actor were recently spotted at dinner with Kardashian sister Kendall Jenner and friends. The new couple was spotted together earlier in the day shopping in West Hollywood. Another source revealed to E! that the mom of three is “having fun with [Sabbat]” and “every time they say goodbye she can’t wait to see him again”.

Lamar Odom Held for Ransom?

Lamar Odom was not kidnapped. The 38-year-old’s manager has shut down the rumor—started by Radar Online—that Odom was held hostage over a gambling debt. The rumor stated that he was kidnapped while visiting a alleged girlfriend Savanna Waldrop and her 2-year-old daughter. Zoul El Fassi told E! that “the kidnapping is false, it’s a lie, it’s made up. He does know [Waldrop]. He’s not going to deny that but she was just a girl he used to party with”. The former NBA star’s publicist also made a statement saying he “does know [Waldrop], however she was merely an acquaintance”. Odom has been working on his health and getting basketball ready after announcing in July that he will be playing again…in China. Khloe Kardashian’s ex is reportedly in the United States to do a meet and greet before he heads back over the ocean to get ready for basketball season.

Kardashian Robbery Fallout

The security company that fell asleep on the job to allow Kim Kardashian-West to be robbed in Paris two years ago is getting sued by her insurance company. The lawsuit is for $6.1 million — the exact amount the insurance company paid out to Kardashian for her stolen jewelry. The suit alleges PROTECTSECURITY, and particularly bodyguard Pascal Duvier, left Kim hanging when he followed sisters Kourtney and Kendall to a club.

Kim has nothing to do with the suit — she was made whole by the insurance payout.

Price of Loyalty

Kim Kardashian-West’s loyalty to husband Ye—formerly, Kanye West—is worth a lot; $1 Million to be exact. While on Ashley Graham’s Podcast, Kim shared that a brand, known for creating Yeezy style knock-offs, offered her $1 Million to promote them. Kanye said she really shouldn’t do it, so she didn’t. The following week, for her Mother’s Day gift, the rapper gave her flowers and a check for $1 Million. There was also a note thanking her for not supporting the other brand and a contract to be part owner of the Yeezy brand. If you’re wondering, Kim “absolutely” cashed the check.

Kim is Embarrassed

Kim Kardashian-West was reportedly embarrassed by husband Ye’s–formally known as Kanye West–pro-Trump rant. A source told E! that although uncomfortable, “Kim will always support Kanye publicly” and “believes [he] is entitled to his opinion and can express it freely”. Multiple celebrities came forward criticizing the rapper, which another source said is “embarrassing” for Kim and her family, but stated that Kim would “never say that” to Kanye.

Kardashian-Disick Family Vacation

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick took a family vacation to NYC. The parents of Mason, Penelope and Reign took a private jet to the Big Apple for work commitments and also some quality family time. While in the city, Kardashian attended brother-in-law Kanye’s SNL performance and babysat her niece, North. Disick was seen with the kids at the Sugar Factory, a source told E!. While Kardashian and Disick are both dating other people, they do come together for the sake of their kids. 

Khloe’s Emotional Post

Khloe Kardashian is letting her thoughts be known. The reality star shared an emotional quote on her Instagram page. Fan believe the quote may be an insight into how she feels about the recent rumors about boyfriend Tristan Thompson. The quote said, “Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision about your own life that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You’re responsible for your own happiness. Anyone who wants to live in misery for their happiness should not be in your life to being with”. It has been reported in recent weeks, by TMZ and Us Weekly, that Thompson was seen flirting with, touching and leaving the club with women who were not Kardashian. While True’s mom has not yet commented on the rumors, it has been stated by multiple sources that “she’s determined to stand by him, even if her family objects”.

Defending True

Khloe Kardashian is on the defensive. The reality star took to Twitter to defend a recent comment she made. True’s mom commented in response to an internet troll who made a racist comment about her daughter’s skin color last week. Kardashian posted that they “do not see color” they see “emotion and action” and “love.” A follower commented that her “not seeing color” meant that she must be turning a blind eye to “blatant racism.” True’s mom felt she had given a polite response where she usually would have responded “f—ing aggressive.” She credits her new-found patience to her daughter, but also people shouldn’t “push [her].” She followed up the tweet by reminding followers that “we will not be defined by social media.”

Kim Kuestions Kanye

Kim recently told a friend that when she was pregnant with daughter North, she wasn’t sure she and Kanye’s relationship would go the distance. Having those doubts, she told him, “We can break up, but let me just at least have some sperm so I can have another one” — she wanted all her kids to have the same father. Fast forward and the couple is married, with three kids—possibly a 4th on the horizon—and flirting with one another on social media. Clearly, they have worked out…so far.

Scott Wants One More

Kim Kardashian-West shared some juicy gossip with gal-pal Larsa Pippen on Sunday’s episode of KUWTK. Apparently, Scott Disick “wants to have another baby” with Kourtney Kardashian. “I think he just wants one more. And she wants one more” Mrs. West told Pippen. Pippen was totally on board with the idea, saying “Their kids are gorgeous” so they should have another one together. Kourtney and Scott are both seeing other people, but Kim said that they “don’t even have to have sex” to make a baby. This could all be part of Kim’s plan to get the two back together, as she has said many times that she has always held “onto this hope of Kourtney and Scott”.

Hickeys Don’t Lie

Kendall Jenner and Anwar Hadid are sporting matching hickeys. The question is, did they give them to each other? Hadid stepped out during Milan Fashion Week with a massive hickey on his neck, while Jenner was recently spotted with her own “love bite”. Let’s do a little math: 1 hickey on Hadid, plus 1 hickey on Jenner, plus paparazzi photos of Hadid and Jenner making out equals…honestly, who even knows?

Kourtney the Kougar

Kourtney Kardashian was spotted with a Younes Bendjima lookalike Tuesday afternoon in West Hollywood. No positive identity yet on the male companion, or whether he’s even romantically involved with her. The two were spotted leaving a Starbucks with three drinks between the two of them. So they could both just be, ahem, thirsty.

Once A Cheater…

Once a cheater…always a cheater. Khloe Kardashian’s baby daddy had his hands, once again, where they don’t belong. Tristan Thompson was seen flirting with another girl while out clubbing last week in L.A; clearly without Kardashian. Someone at the club reported to Us Weekly that Thompson and the girl “were very touchy-feely” and “he had his hand on her butt”. It was also previously reported that Thompson left the club with two girls, but immediately went to his car when he spotted paparazzi. Will this be the final straw for Kardashian? Doubtful. According to multiple sources, “Khloe believes every word Tristan tells her. They’ll stay together”.

Photoshop Fail

Something is wrong with the latest photos promoting this season of KUWTK. It appears that whoever photo-shopped the famous family, did not account for the difference in height among the sisters. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney all appear to be the same height which is not the case in real life. Kourtney, the shortest sister, is 5-feet, 1-inch; Kim is 5-feet, 3-inches; and Khloe is 5-feet 10-inches tall. While this is not the worst photo-shop fail, it is noticeable for those Keeping Up super-fans.

Dog Bites Girl

KENDALL JENNER’s Doberman allegedly bit a girl at a Los Angeles cafe on Sunday. She was dining outside with her boyfriend, when the dog apparently nipped the girl, who was seated nearby with her mother, who went inside to get ice to treat it — but when she returned, Kendall’s check was paid and she was gone! No professional treatment was needed for the victim.
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KUWTK Update 8/5

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN sends a snapchat about anger and fans assume the feud with sister KIM KARDASHIAN-WEST may not be over. Is this all stemming from the drama that was previewed on this season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, is there some new sibling drama or was it all propaganda to make sure we tuned in to the premiere of KUWTK last night? Probably all the above, if we are being honest.
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Keeping Up with Cardi B

CARDI B hung out with KRIS JENNER and KIM KARDASHIAN-WEST over the weekend. The rapper joked that she is now “a part of the rich people club” after spending a girls’ night in at Jenner’s Los Angeles home. It is unclear if the rapper had other business in L.A. or maybe she was simply there for a playdate with her and Kardashian-West’s young daughters, KULTURE CEPHUS and CHICAGO WEST.
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